Judge — January 4, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Movies (Continued from page 21) in time for the game, and beats Prince- ton, 14 to 0. He finds he some time left over, so he rushes back to New York and beats Fordham, He challenges N.Y. U., but they get the Carnegie Foundation to blacklist him, and he goes back to Nutley, broken- hearted. Happy scene follows. His girl breaks her thumb, is thrown off the team. Her plumber runs away with her maid. She marries Johnson, and the next day they get their big ch and are starred at the Palace Th (You now can turn this into a b: stage plot by merely cutting the es and pulling in a gang of girls and a tap dancer. If you want to make moncy with this story, that’s the to do. However, if you want Art, make Johnson a Russian peasant, rd on him, take the shoes off cs) Here was nothing worth comment town this week 3 * was another flying epic, with not even good flying pictures to save it from the ash-can. It is the one about the flyer who crashes, turns yel- low, and then takes the air in to save his girl and his country. “Dew sep Rooms entation of a fair novel by Philip Gibbs. It concerns a Coney Island photographer who gets into the spiritualism racket, only to learn that true love is worth more than tainted money and comfort. A poor cast and awkward direction spoil whatever chance the plot might have had. It Could Happen Fred Allen, the “Little Show” clown, forwards the one about the the- atre party that came late to the pre- miére of a bad play. Presenting their tickets at the door, the ticket-tearer said: “I'm sorry but I can't let you in yet “Why not?” demanded the host. “It’s the middle of the first ac was the mournful answer, “and if I | open that door, half the audience might rush out.” —WINcHELL in the Daily Mirror The latest sad story from New York City is that of the man who committed s lost a nickel in the stock market, and so had nothing to talk about. -Kina in the Spokane Spokesman a slow pres- icide because he hadn't | nnouncing The latest and greatest Kermath ever built - Kermath 4 te 200 H. PL $295 to $2300 KERMATH MANUFACTURING COMPANY S03 Commonwealth Ate, Detroit, Mich M0 King St. W., Toronto, to : See Pages 24 and 25 for ANNOUNCEMENT OF are paid oa work f¢ Ee ‘Anyone wishing ets stier PRIZE WINNERS ay suit in the seary New demand Today—Newcomer Associates Lenz Brivce Contest : °734 Earle Building, New York, N.Y. DrSeuss “Tell me, Llewelyn, what is an Optimist?” “An Optimist, Llambert, is an insect who looks for the rainbow when they're spraying him with Flit.” —Apvt. 20 comicbooks.com