Judge — December 28, 1929 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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AUDGING BOOKS Literary Forecast for 1930 Grrerat psychological novels will appear in which a Columbus man will describe his most minute sensa- tions as he moves, step by step, from his bed to the bathtub to murder his in the tub, al Ludwigs will spring biogra- phies proving Napoleon had a hug inferiority complex. Each will have such a sentence: “The Corsican stood and surveyed his army. He thought of his aide Quequold, Paris, bending over pene 's cor- able mysteries about who killed and pickled Jake O'Donovan, as “The Moth was a lecherous good-for-nothir way. And the Irish folk bores: “As the banshees scramble up the whit cliffs of Rhoderick-sean-o-dhune the screaming sea-gull endlessly glides on the wing o’ bl. death,” fourteen Irish authors will gnaw at the skulls of fourteen Irish patriots. While the earthy novel. will re “The spring came green that y The birds winged up from the South- moors. The cows mooed. Re- Peterson the sweet- yuple of mouth- out God nd what em heeca on life was really Among the realistic bio, be one like this: “In 1¢ and picked his nose at Niew Amsterdam dinner party. He cut toothpicks from his wooden leg nd offered them around table, much the embarrassment of his hostesses. There were no bathtubs in those The man was called Peter Stuyvesant He was yet to be a phone exchan; There will be three thousand novels about young professional lovers tranged over a silly quarrel who are aphies will : Stock uotper—Home, reconciled by poison liquor or the patter of baby fect. ‘There will be several novels about we, fresh, Middle Western Is. who New York with loam on their heels, make good in the theatre or marry the editor. young arrive in We can’t count the infidelity novels proving divorce a great boon, written , authors who wrote the stories five years ago, proving the op- posite. same will be several new Ford Madox Ford models. But Emil Ludwig will make Ford look as idle as a crystal set. There will be quite a lot of the Ruth Suckow thing, a la t going: lessly. American Merk, prairie stretehed end- The milk was frozen in the cows. She drudged at the sink. ‘Papa,’ she whined, ain't chu never gonna get up? I'm already. thirty- five and T wanna husband. The Minni Young Intellee will wr he dim wing of the gray bird sweeped with an avid curve over the gleezing March hill. The wind brittled through the cloistered branches which like frozen ing the lush spring. Gram- er rubbed his red under- i mmar_ pulsed “The reached worms se ely from the gables ye lazy Unionist?” thought of her white tience Roseberry Jane, d in the A fallow owl hooted. It was a compassionate year.” Despite everything, the crime will wave. Sinclair Lewis will grow patriarchal and glorify the garage mechanic in a novel, Carl Van Vechten will desert his dark ways and fall in love with Doro- thy Parker. And, oh, the Hemingwa She outh and Pa and frozen grear swamp. y imitations ! —Tep Suaxr James!! 29 Not through | still | Gi ADVENTURE Frank’s Eighth Annual Cruise De Luxe— Cunard S.S. Scythia —Jan. 28, 1930 Africa, Asia, Europe ...a daring resumé of them all. 67 superbly planned days in the world’s most scintillating sea... aboard a cruising liner whose polished clegancies chal- lenge those of the suavest club a shipboard home that luxuriously links the brilliant and the bizarre in Mediterranean ports... the season's most luxurious adventure in travel. World-wise ports interspersed with intriguing places never before visited by any one cruise... Cattaro, Tuni: Malta, Taormina, Ragusa... in addi- tion to exceptionally long visits in Egypt and the Holy Land. Naturally such a cruise has an irre- sistible appeal to discriminating trav- clers... those who know the priceless value of 54 years’ travel experience plus the presence on board of a Mr. Frank to personally supervise the minutest details, Rates from $950 ... including an elaborate program of shore excur- sions. Cunard’s finest First Class ser- vice and cuisine, a free stopover in Europe and return by any Cunard steamer. The membership is strictly limited to 390... half capacity. Four West Indies Cruises January, February, March Established 1875 FRANK TOURI COMPA (ad 542 FIFTH AVE. at 45th ST.,NEW YORK 480 PARK AVE. at S8th ST., NEW YORK PHILADELPHIA. . + + 1529 Locust Street CHICAGO . . . . «175. No, Michigan Avenue SAN FRANCISCO... . . 29Ceary Street | LOS ANGELES . . . . 408 So, Spring Stree*