Judge — December 21, 1929 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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n- me y's nakes Mack les (TURKISH) | | |, BATHS | | ] “Here, boy, get me some more rubbing alcohol—and bring a cou- | ple more bottles of ginger ale, too!” | —Fraxk McFrattens, | Pittsburgh °31 The Collegiate Credo No. 2 Ninety-nine out of every hundred students believe: That Harvard is very high-hat. That Princeton plays dirty foot- ball, || That all students at N. Y. U. are Jewish, That a Cornell co-ed has never be | seen talking to a male student. That all Dartmouth students have it least one finger frozen off. That a Michigan student who failed tw attend a football game would be promptly tarred and hered. That all Purdue graduates become writers. yers globe, That Notre Dame football pl jave been in every corner of th I] That every student in the Univer- I} sity of Wisconsin is over seven feet tall. JUDGE That no one at the University of Minnesota speaks English. That every Amherst’ student is seeretly married to a Smith girl or should be. That there is not a good-looking girl at Radcliffe. That all M. 1. 'T. students are Edi- son protégés. That going to Haverford is a badge of social distinction. That Hamilton College had only one student, and that was Alexander Woollcott. That everyone in New York be- tween the age of sixteen and thirty is a student at Columbia. That it is absolutely impossible to secure an educ ay colleg west of the Alle that it is just as impossible to see a good foot ball game east of them, —Artuve Sitverntart, Harvard '30 Nenvovs Passexcrnn—Did you make that corner? Canecess Diriven—No, but I made anew one. Bon pe Haven, U. of Wisconsin ’29 “If that guy tips his hat to you again, I’m gonna bust ‘im on the nose.” —Franx McFratrers, Pittsburgh ’31 “Let me sean your lines,” said the kind-hearted Virgil prof to the fair co-ed, —R.W. Hexen, Jr, Andover "30 “Yes, indeed,” said the catty neigh bor to her piano-playing friend, “your Bach is worse than your bite.” —Mansuaty I. Grove, Wesleyan Univ. ’31 “Hey, boy! Take this suit to the gleaners.” —Rowzann Lyon, George Washington U. ’29 comicbooks-com