Judge — December 14, 1929 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 22 bacco . . Giant Holo, Indoor Putting Green, Miniature Golf, Poker Darts, Quoit ne, Deck Tennis, Bri rd Dice Box, Bowl- ing Alley Game, Owl Cube Game, Crown and Anchor, Jumpatelle, Tar- get Dice, Bridge Tile, Point to Point, Good Wood, Elephant Guns, Revol- vers, Folding Umbrellas: all for rainy Sunday afternoons. And at Boucher’s (Madison Ave. and 48th): Remote control toy ele tric train outfits: spank the childre send them to bed and play with them yourself, Vincent Astor has the Ia est train layout in America . . . Ger n howitzers, anti-aircrafts, French : better than snowballs for knock- ing off old gentlemen's silk hats Pollywog boat (model) with real out- board motor: good for the kiddie who likes to take apart the Packard and washing machine in his spare time ... Rap-o, a good game... Working models of factories or anything except a Fillies girl: swell for the model hus- band . ic Gee-Wh home ur own bookie .. . : to match the Round pl poker chips. Dunhill’s (5th & bacco with an air, trays, razors, sticks and espe new half-size lighter with a preventing “Dunhill thumb. ask for Sweet Caps here. the Iget for R Benson & Hedges (435 Fifth Ave.): | Every blend of cigarettes you can think of except luminous ones that | you can find in the dark. Lewis & Conger Cocktail wagons, fully or without passout pla facetious manner of sugy on the wagon... Bathroom shoeblack- ing stand: be your own Julius the Streetboy ... And a thousand other things to prove that mother is the necessity for invention. (God got tired of seeing mother doing housework and invented Lewis & Conger.) Whitman & Goodman (27 W. 57th): Alcoholic architects: Private Bars: nifty furniture-saving nc apartments. Measurements should be made from armpit. (6th & 45th): equipped, with underneath: ting you're American Car Foundry, Park Av- enue Agency: Cabin Cruisers, and dinghies: we m payment on a dingl Wanamaker's (Astor Pla ‘Tri-Motor Planes still looking for a good, reliable para- chute-maker. Macy's: For football crowds and six per cent. off. Yachts, down ed a Bannerman’s, Lower Broadw 43rd): for to- | titers, pipes, ash- | Don't | ks in swell | Anything deadly from a kriss to a Christmas revolution, Presidents were outfitted They build you up but they Everything for the well-dressed professional. Odds and Ends: There’s a guy on Sands St., Brooklyn, who sells home tattooing outfits... Boa constrictors, nice neckpieces (from 4 to 7 ft.); trained mules, trick dogs rs, lions, for sale at the Laredo, Texas, Zoo: ideal companions to obstreperous children... Brooks Bros., requisites for the oh, so well-dressed man . . . The last 123 | Gunther's and the check room at the | Central Park Casino: for fur coats ... Childs: for derbies... Books from your friends the book-reviewers, three- fourths off list price for cash... And, the KeyKord Banjo, Cleveland, O.: banjo-playing without tears for tyros: played by pressing numbers on key- board, automatically sounding ready- nd instrument. je chords: a ¢ Liquor: from any place but the Fifth Ave. Library—they don't handle it. positively —Jupor, Jn. BREE How’s Your Bridge? (Continued from page 27) he was so conscientious. He sends in or, Slazenger, | this hand to clinch his point: South are VAKT® @AK*ee*# are The bidding: South — West North East 1@ 14 2¢ 28 “Would you now have South bid three Hearts?” Well, why not? North, having given immediate support to partner's Diamond bid, can go back to Diamonds, if he holds less than four Hearts. Unless I could make four Diamonds on this hand, after North's first-round assist, I would ask to have a commission appointed to inquire into the state of mind of my poor deluded partner. What Ima Dodo wants to know is when West Point will play the I mount ushers. —Ture Sun 2p Stony Max—TI must really get a new pair of specs. This is the second time I’ve mistaken a flag-post for a drain-pipe. —Lonxpon Opinion EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO.. INC, JaMatCa, .T comicbooks.com