Judge — December 7, 1929 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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What I Get with My Radio Though mine new sets, Its volume is surely terrific On stations from far Massachusetts Across to the distant Pacific. can’t compare with the I've gotten with dials I've twisted, (Till dawn put an end to my labors) Not only the stations I've listed But constant complaints from the neighbors ! Snider Cars to be Synchronized In an exclusive interview today Mr. Snider, proprietor of the Snider Motor Company, says that he forgot to an- that each and ev Snider Super-Six delivered from now on will be equipped with a flour sifter, a fingernail file and a pair of ice tongs. Among other improvements not pre- viously mentioned is the synchroniza- tion of the gasoline tank and the oil tank. They have been fixed so that they will both go dry at the same time. noune JUDGE » you doing down there at this hour?” “TL can't find a speakeasy around so I'm going to make one!” The Collegian’s Credo That professors are too intelligent to do anythin That colleg ried. That it is better psychology to be high-hat without a penny than low- brow with a million, That the Carnegie Foundation re- just dandy. ta faint start never won fair else or are too lazy. widows never get mar- at an old grad is a rejuvenated junior. That the one thing more absurd than college life is the moving-picture version of it. That the wages of sin are much too expensive, Pity the modern girl the night be- fore Christmas, She has no stoc! to hang up. Have you heard about the punster who was daring enough to refer to Dog Days as the Ca-nineties ?