Judge — November 30, 1929 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE \ WIG. 2 Ae Stowaway Day Here it is Thanksgiving again, and I'm not eating turkey. — It’s this way. Time was when, on the way home of a Thanksgiving Eve, one cased thru a pair of swinging doors, took a couple of chances in a turkey raffle, got his feet wet to brace against the shock of the drawing, won, celebrated with a few more, and dragged the gobbler home to the little woman. Turkey gained by such low means was, to my mind, the only kind anyone in his right mind would eat. And if I had a million dollars and could override our babbling Brookharts, I would get Congress to let me open the corner saloons for one night a year: Thanksgiving Eve, just to revive a good old custom. Highattractive Hostelries The primary thought of the day being stuffing, this department herewith inaugurates a Gotham gastronomic guide to paste in your high hat. It comp’ places which are absolutely corona-corona. cherce for the Thanksgiving fiest. at home. The Belmont Hotel dining-room. Dignified yet not stiff. No out-of-town buyers. No clash of dishes, and dishes are not rubber. The very place to take the family if you are saddled with one. Opposite Grand Central, making it possible to fall right off your chair into your upper. Chaffard’s at 232 Seventh Avenue. Very froggy and doggy. Mons. Chaffard once headwaitered for Mons. Mouquin whose tradition and pants he wears. Equals his master’s grip on the sages, sauces and seasonings. Try the onion soup and frog’s legs a la Should your q.t. de- mand celebrities,either throttle her or take her to Monetta’s at 32 Mulberry, where writers and actors autograph each other's efforts. Hang onto her if you care for her in a big way, as the spot- lightheaded may snatch at her if they can stop talking about themselves. The Old Landmark, at 31 Eighth Avenu Cavanagh’s, at 258 V 23; Billy the Oyste man’s, 7 E. 20; Dinty Moore's, 46 Street W. of Broadway; The Tavern, 156 W. 48; Take your a, if you aren't eating Bourguignonne. —WON CELEBRATED WITH A FEW More GoBBLER HOME “O THE LITTLE WoMAN 24 LEIS UNLock We JUS’ ONE “LAVA T= and Beefsteak Charlie's at 216 W. 50. All very keen chop-houses where you can meet (or avoid) actors, gentlemen interested in furthering the breed of horse thru the medium of the wager, and Paul Whiteman, Dunn's at 83d and Columbus Avenue. Tammany talk and Irish turk pontifical atmosphere of Iris Court judges. The Brevoort and the Lafayette. Like Chaffard’s, the best French cook- ing in town, retaining the genuine atmosphere, founded back in the bustle-and-whiskers age. The sauces are good enough to swim in, and the Lafayette snails are trained to form into the word “DELICIEUX” on your plate. Luchow's, 110 E, 14. in schnitzel. Between Thanksgiving Courses A lifted but slick one. Bet a gent he cannot button up his vest in fifteen seconds. He probably will do it within the time limit, but he definitely loses if he does what four and a half out of five will do: Button it down! Things We Ought Be Thankful For That Prohibition doesn’t work; That 1, at least, played Ticker, the Wall Street game, instead of the real thing; Albie Booth; the disappearance of Machamer’s nostril warmer; That “operettes” like “Bitter-Sweet” can't be blamed on our home-grown geniuses, tho Lord knows we have our own; That Graham McNamee has boned up on games and is now able to tell a forward pass from a fifteen-four in cribbage; That knebby knees and boa-ed zarters have crept under the new long skirts; That there ¢ been no imitations of “Ex-Wife” up to date; some critic’s crack about “Ex-Wife” being: “The kind of book you can’t throw away till you've finished"; That Frank and Jack's still cash checks; That Green- wich (Deserted) Vil- lage has passed; That Columbia University’s football team has made an excellent answer to the revelations of the Carnegie Foundation; “Major Whoople” and “The Bungle Family” in the New York Tele- gram. in the Supreme Lean on your sitzplatz and revel comicbooks.com