Judge — November 23, 1929 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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ating anor ywer. every super hotog m. sent leome I Was the Only Woman-Thing Aboard (Continued from page 7) resignedly. "Go ahead,” 1 said. “Tn old enough to learn everything. I have searehed everywhere, but I cannot find out the explanation. Tell me what is Sex.” By way of answer Father opened his worn old Bible to the Songs of Solomon, and while the wind played round our bow and the rope played round my stern, he read me the old. old story and explained to me at last the meaning of the thing called Sex I looked around up at hit in aston ishment, “My good gosh,” I interrupted. “Is that Sex?” He paused and nodded his head wrave ahes Father,” [T yawned, shutting my eyes wearily, “Just wake me up when you're through talking.” High Hat (Continued from page 18) the open because of the damp and high wind. 2. . The cabaret humor still does imitations of Chollie Chap lin; the movies are silent; there is ight boxing by English yweight canvas-kissers. ‘ ph Ochs could make a mint if started a Mid-Ocean ‘Times at Hamilton... . The erystal caves are too damp for comfort, and the lady who 7 the natural (stalactite) organ doesn't know “Button Up Your Overcoat.” ... It's best to wear your evening clothes under your bathing suit to be ready for all’ emergencies. ... The only time Jeff went under water was to put a case of ale on ice to cool... . It is bad to go swimming after cating avocados as sharks are partial to them... . Miss Brooklyn dropped down to Hamilton a week behind her chaperons. She cither to get ig loving-cup or cup for loving, I couldn't make out. ... Fred, the cullid cabby known as Arthur, never heard of Broadw The Rothstein murderer is | u polyp off the island... . The best kit to take on your trip would be a hlotte suit that won't show spots; and the family plate... . The water | around Bermuda is green in memory of the Irish Free State. Jeff had his moustache hammered off first day there because it got caught in the mosquito netting. .. . Jeff thought he'd move to Bermuda permanently. Then he could use the water beetles to carry his Xmas cards | painted on their “backs—only he couldn't get an idea, the lint that grows wild on the island getting into his ears most of the time and retard- ing his reflexes. —Jvvor In. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS When you bring two delightful acquaintances together and find they divorced each other five years ago... be nonchalant... LIGHT A MURAD, OP. Lorillard Co, Fat. 110 ca Grocoy Tackten—All right, Red—I got his number. comicbooks.com