Judge — November 9, 1929 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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A Kansas man confesses to having killed the brother of his fiancée because he insisted on the repayment of $40 the killer had borrowed from him. Oh, well, a man with such ideas wouldn't have made much of a brother-in- law. —Posr Disraten Mr. Lowman, the big liquor and enforcement gent, says there isn't any intention to stop the wholesale and rampant con- sumption of hip-flask contents at football games. Mr. Lowman scems vexed at the suggestion that maybe he couldn't stop it if he wanted to. “Quick, a fish!” LeRine —Torevo Ties The Radio Announcer { j | The radio announcer’s days | Are full of diphthongs and broad { A's, t | His nights are filled with recita- | tions And difficult pronunciations. He must enunciate Tschaikowsky And Paderewski and Godowsky, And if one consonant he misses, His fan mail brings him jeers and hisses ; He must give art and soul appeal | To Diffendorfer's Pickled Veal, | | And touch the hearts of listening fans With Ginsberg’s Gorgeous Gar- bage C. He can not win with charm and grace, For no one ever sces his face, And so he has to hold his job | With nothing but a vocal throb. | If he should get his facts con- fused He will be censured and abused. While if his errors come to nil Men say he lacks dramatic skill; He has no fun, he has no choice, He's but a disembodied Voice, Cut off from the enraptured gaze Of goofy girls at matinées. I'd rather fight a dance hall | bouncer | Than be a radio announcer! | | —Sropparp Kino in the Spokane Spokesman Now, Charles,” said the teacher, “if your father can do a piece of work in one hour and your mother can do it in one hour, how long would it take both of them to do it?” ] “Three hours,” answered ; piece Charles, “counting the time they . af: a — ; | would waste in arguing. “Please, sir, there’s a gentleman outside wants to play conkers | —Syoney Butretin with you.” —Passinc Snow HOWARD LANGER PRINTING CO. INC., JAMAICA, 8 comicbooks.com