Judge — November 9, 1929 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Polyps Do Not an Island | Make (Continued from page 15) what those little aquatic animals were up against.” “Getting back to our coral de- posit,” said the vie dent, “couldn't we put up a fine hotel on it and make our beads out of glass “Speaking of reefs,” said the secretary, “I'm getti thin ve got to take one in my belt.” The treasurer sai, : “What is the main difference between coral and clams? I hope our coral island doesn’t turn out to be a lot of empty clam-shells.” “Dve got it, fellows,” said the president, springing to his fee and ripping the netting off his “We'll go to the oyster bar in the Grand Central i nal and ask them if they'll tr: us four dozen clams on the half- shell in return for our reef. Then we'll all have a big feed.” “First on th imed the vice-president. he president shouldered his pack and the safari started off into the jungle.—Jack Cuverr tabasco sauce!" Rough Stuff Two golfers playing an im- portant tie were annoyed by a slow couple in front of them, ob- viously new to the game. At one hole there was a par- ticularly long wait. One of the offending couple dawdled on the fairway while companion searched in the rough. his At length the wa couple on the tee could contain their impatience no longer. “Why don’t you help your friend find his bal indignantly. The idle golfer in front turned with a cheerful smile. “Oh, he's got his ball,” he re- plied blandly. “He's looking for his club!” —Tir-Bits one shouted A chemist asserts that 157 dif- ferent things can be ma sawmill waste. A pessimistic lumberman says that apparently you can make anything out of it except mone. —Sovutiern Lumperman Sap—Why did they bury the Captain at sea? Head—Because he was dead. —Boston Transcript pretty | out of | EMBARRASSI G MOMENTS When your wife finds you in the silk stocking department... be nonchalant ... LIGHT A MURAD, OP. Lorillard Co., Eat. 1760 104 x 15¢ = $7.80 Can you imagine Einstein when he sces our mathematics? He will surely consider our relativity wrong, but our humor right. And to prove that our humor is right, and our relativity not so bad, just sign your name to the attached coupon, enclose your check for $7.80, and we will send you Judge, weekly, for 104 weeks. JUDGE 18 East 48th St., New York, N. Y. re you change the error of your ways, here's my $7.80. Address