Judge — November 9, 1929 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE A he-man from the West brings hie sweetie a corsage. Any Old Number Nitt—Do you know any rum rings? Witt — Sure; 2468, ring Whatsis “No,” said the sp watched the quarterbac throw passes, “they'll come to no good end.” “How now, King Philip! pleased with thy new Armad “Nay, that am I not. W believe it, E but a t galleon!” aldst eth, T can get 500 miles to the No Chance Now, Jack Spratt could cat no fat, And very little lean, Or pies or cakes or things like that, And not a single bean, To ask for food, it was no use, For ail he got tea; His wife was tr to. reduce, And he ate home, you see. =k. 0) Brass Tacks How sad it is so soon to lose Those sweet pre-nuptial thrills; Behind us are the dove: Ahead of us the bill Antucr L, Lippmann A Few Early Nominations for All-American Smith of Princeton for his tackling. During October hi tackled his father for $1 and got every cent of it. Jones of Columbia for ground covering. Played for five differ- ent colleges in one fall. Sims of Brown for his ability to take out. Took out seventeen co-eds in two weeks. Meaney of Michigan for pick ing his openings. Found eight places to park in the first week of November. Hengerer of Yale for his un appre le interference. With his 15-tube semi-collapsible _io- dyne he interfered with the re ception of every set within a radius of five miles. Sicbern of Cincinnati, scorer of the Middle West. seven naturals in one game. Connie Griffith of Vassar for the best defensive work of the season. On one sofa she blocked twelve Yale passes in a single evening. high Shot Kappler of Cornell for the best offensive work, He has been of- fensive in every night club he’s entered in the last five —Panrxe Cumsincs able to come—how much better you look!”