Judge — October 26, 1929 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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jewelers’ shops are being openec Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle The Comb Situation (Continued from page 7) that brings us right straight back where we started from, viz.: you can't comb with something you can’t find even if you sprinkle your hair with sticky lotions. Of course, you can bring your own comb to the club if you want to. In fact, the Comb Committee would probably be tickled sick to have your old comb, especially if it’s 5 or G years old. Meantime, the daily hunt goes on in hampers, golf bags and under the rubber mats in the baths. To what end? that hopeful members y line up in front of the crowd- mirror day after day and shower Simply, ed listen, with dripping cars, to the resounding snap as one more tooth hits a wet snarl and breaks off, adding to the ever increas- ing gap in Old Faithful. To save time, I comb my hair with my fingers out behind the caddy house where nobody can see me. I don’t do a bad job of it, cither, except for the crooked part on the left side andthe stray wisps that stick out from }A% under my hat. —Jacx Ciuetr “Did you know, dear, that tun- nel we just passed through was two miles lon; id the cart. “Oh, really, did it?” she re- plied, as she started to re-arrange her disheveled hair, “Well, it was worth it, wasn’t it?” —Boston Transcrivt young man to his A trade expert announces that ill over the country, Some with bricks and some without. —Loxvoy Orixion EMBARRAS have done nonchalant . . . LIGHT A SSI a hole NG MOMENTS When you in one... be MURAD. Dr. Judge Eminent Doctor of Mirth, Healer of Worries that sadden the earth, Humor and Author of legions of rollicking tomes, Visitor weekly in thousands of homes Funny-Bone Mender, whose history shows Succor and aid for Society's Woes, Jovial. fellow, with practice ex- tensive, Mirthful and mellow, expensive— Why should prehensive? Stifle your worry fret, Clip off the magical coupon and let This be a you'll regret! and yet in- a person remain ap- and banish your moment never Doctor Judge, 18 EB, ath Si New York, N. Y. Dear Doctor Judge: I'm weary of worry, - 1 want to be bright. I'd like you to hurry ‘And set me aright I'm ready to chuckle, No longer to sob, And ask you to buckle Right down to your jobt C104 Regular Weekly Visits ..$7.80 O 52Regular Weekly Visits ... 5.00 |