Judge — October 19, 1929 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Hr—What can you see in Tom? He doesn’t like reading, smoking, drinking, sport— Sur—Ah! But he likes me! Sverynopy’s WEEKLY Industry in Northampton Calvin writes for the Cosmo; month he doth spin; es away for American pa My gosh, how the money rolls in! —Tue New Yorx Sun The railway supervisor of a Western line received the follow- ing note from one of his fore- me “I am sending in the accident report on Casey's foot when he struck it with the spike maul. Now, under ‘Remarks,’ do you want mine or do you want Ca ss —Evenynopy’s Wrexiy The City of Boston Here’s to the city of Boston, The home of the ban and th Where the Guild can howl i While the censors give orders to God. —Lrominster Enterprise Bride—So this is the machine that tells how much gas we use? Meter Man—Well, I wouldn't y . lady; but this is the ma- hat tells how much gas you have to pay for. —Proptr’s Send Mother a gift of hardly ever-blooming rose bushes. —Ad in the Sioux Faris Leaver High Hat (Continued from page 25) The Best Steppers B. A. Rolfe’s, Edison, Singi in the Rain... Phil Spita Edison, So Sentimental Bernie’s, Brunswick, There tyes and Satisfied .. . Brunswick, Bigger and Better Than Ever... Nat Shilkret’s, Victor, Bottoms Up . .. Leo Reisman's, Victor, Gay Love (This is the best one we've heard this year). The boy who bought the violin instead, also tells me to get a load of his forthcoming: Why Was I Born? and Here Am 1, Wurra An old but sturdy Irishman, who had made a reputation as a gang boss, secured a job with a railroad construction company it Port au Prince, Ha when the sun was hotter t usual, his gang began to shirk. As the chief engincer rode up on his horse he heard the Irishman shout: “Allez! you sons of guns, allez!” Then turning to the engi- neer he said, “I curse the I iver learned their language —Boston Transcript Woman's place in the home nowadays is near the cigarette ashtra —Answens Thing to Avoid A man with a stutter telling a you've hea —Evenynopy’s We Coronet Buazes—Take that confounded thing indoors! Yourit (simply) Visitor—And_ do your short- hand pupils do well? Principal—Wonderfully. Just think, thirty-five of the fifty I sent out last year have already marricd their employers. —Tirt Bits Roman pottery and coins have been unearthed by workmen at Thatcham. Workmen engaged in London streets don’t unearth many Roman relics, but nobody can say they don’t persevere. —Homonist They won't let me! —Passinc Snow Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle [STTINIKTS face Gass [>| es) =| al oes RDWARD LANGER PEINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, ¥. T. comicbooks.com