Judge — October 19, 1929 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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— ERE enwnmaeeeetren JUDGE Give ’em a Locomotive ! Perhaps I can be of some as- sistance to you football en- thusiasts who insist on going to- ward though you swore up after last y try that a For some unaccountable reason the trip by car has a certain fas- cination about it which seems to dull all sense of good judgment, notwithstanding the fact that last year you never got farther than Greenwich, and the ar before you ate your sandwiches in a traffic jam on Fordham Road while reading the of the game in the Evening Telegram. There are, if you insist, several pre fair meth- ods of using your automobile for the trip to the Yale Bowl, several of which I'll outline in the hope that they won't eliminate, altogether, the pleasure derived from sitting behind the wheel of your road- ster, in a sweltering coonskin coat, while your friends in the rumble seat bemoan the fact that “We're going to miss the whole first half, unless you serew on that cap and get going.” ast year I took a train from Grand Central to New I and got a pretty good effect by we: a coonskin coat and a her, while the sitting in front of me threw dust in my fac shouted “Keep the hell in line!” at 2-minute inter- vals. In this way I got to the game for the kick- off, and at the same time felt exactly as if I'd motored all the way. Another scheme is to all pack into a sport road- ster, with thermos bottles and blue pennants, drive to 125th Street, park your car in a garage, and take a train; or, better still, if this is too comfortable you might make reement with the N. Y., N. H. mes by automobile even 1 down, r’s mess, “Never to ain.” rounts an 0 = PINTS Fe CAS Oo Cae a= OO = mas Cpe Le mo ee FOV, _ (ELA _ CORA CR Crete yes & H. to carry your automobile on one of their flat cars. If this can be arranged, then all you have to do to complete the picture is have the crowd shout at the engi neer to “Go through Bridgeport the back way,” and “stop in Milford—I want to sce a man about a squirrel.” ‘To add to the gencral effect you might delegate someone in the party to spill gin on your shoes and burn cigarette holes in your polo coat. I know two good tests for sa leg jerk spasmodically if you paper-cutter? and, second, Do 4 a football game in an automobil iSTEAD! nity. First, Will your i your knee with a u really enjoy go- Between Courses This amusing game is played with a menu from the .... Any number of people may particiy though the game is rather expensive, I warn The person starting looks at the menu with a blank expression and says: “I'll have ied a’Agnean & la Turque.” The next player ‘ ive me Hachis de Dindonneau, Grand And the next: “I'll try Cuisse de Poularde Grille au Jambon Virginie et Champignon After the waiter leaves with the order each player writes on a slip of paper the simple names for the dishes he thinks will be brought in, such as: pork chops, ham, stringbeans or hash... When the food arrives the person who has guessed the least number of dishes correctly has to foot the bill This makes him a third of a goat, and he won't try to order from a French menu again without first knowing his groceries. (Continued on page 32) — 2 a = =