Judge — October 19, 1929 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE -— — | There’s One in Every College The lecturer sat in his study at night, And his forchead was furrowed 4 with care, He scribbled some notes, gave his i | pencil a bite, And ruffled his scanty gray mn hair. Yor the next day at half past | eleven he knew 3 | That his students, agog for the | treat, | Would be waiting to get the hot | dope on a few Of the writers of times obso- lete. Then he thought to himself, “This is old stuff to me, i And my interest in it has de- t clined. All the dope in this course will most certainly be In some books tl ably find. So I'll talk about travel, religion, and figs, And Tl tell them my thoughts about life. | EN discourse upon Egypt, and Hoover, and Wh And just how to pick out a i | wife. i | That will leave me just time to describe an eclipse, Give a thrilling word-picture of Rome, Tell how deaf people soon learn | to read others’ lips, And why beer is all. covered 4 with foam, »s just a word about : can prob- er eels, And the best way of curing smoked hams. And as for the subject with which the course deals, n wait until time for —R. Macerr For days the Emperor of the French had been moody and dis- trait. In his mind he was form- ing the laws for which he was afterwards to be famous. ould: stand it no longer. For Heaven's sake, Napoleon,” said she, “what | is the matter with you? Are you sick or something?” “Josephine,” replied Napoleon, “T have a code in my head.” —H.W. H. Justitia Fiat Lex | arthur Crouch icomicbooks'com