Judge — October 12, 1929 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Bored and room for a nice young man. —Jous Covntias U. Page Mr. Whalen Dumber than Dora is the girl who thinks the “crime commis- sion” will succeed because the crooks will have to work harder now than they did on straight salary. —Tuomas J. Rirey, Columbia °30 “Come on over,” said the first Phi Beta to the second Phi Beta, “we have some axioms to grind!” —L. A. Motrey, Jr., Virginia '29 Old Block—What! Using the car again? Why didn’t you ask ime first? Chip—Because 1 wanted to use the car. —T. Z. Maroon Fordham '32 Eddie, the college innocent, thinks that the Tiller girls work in banks! —L. A. Motrey, Jr, Virginia ’29 All-American From the rugged rills of Maine to the prairic wastes of Texas, Through the night, while students strain over study that per- plexes, Still they murmur one. refrain, their autumnal adoration: From the hillside, from the plain, comes the campus invocation: Give us this fall the cleven we need, A line of resistance, a backfield of speed; Give us a runner, a punter, a passer Free of vestigial leanings toward Vassar, A hero to worship, a triple-threat terror; Just give us a:winner—and what could be fairer? Weather permitting, and date book the same, We may condescend to turn out for the game, —Trp Gonpsmitit, Columbia ’30 “You've heard about Sandy Scotch giving up golf?” “Old gag—lost his ball, I suppose?” “Ball nothing—he lost his Reddy tee!” —Fraxkuix N. Brave, Wabash ’29 And then there is the Swede in Boston whose friends call him ~ Axel because he's attached to the Hub. —AL Burro, Trinity ’31 Moanin’ Low | —Rowrannd Lyon, George Washington U, °29 | Thoughts of a Sophomore Upon Returning To College Well, the old place doesn’t look | much different . . . Jones's have got a new sign... they necded it ... Wonder if Mary's stil! there «+. There’s Joe... and Tim... Hello, guys . . . Ye gods, they haven't fixed that broken window in Farbell Hall yet... Hope I don’t get Young for Math 7... Wonder who that dame is... No compulsory chapel this year .. that’s a relief ... There's Pete 1+ ¥o, Pete... Guess the football team is in for a hard schedule . . . Wonder if Leona’d come out to the Darton game... Ye gods and little fishes, what’s that... A Freshman, holy salted mackerel, | they get smaller every year. | Bon Writ | Temple U. ’32 “No, Oscar, antics are not old- fashioned furniture!” —Tyse ALLEN, Ga, Tech '31