Judge — October 12, 1929 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

snes ican scans Rican CHEF & IT, THE COP’S IN THE COPSE! JUDGE BELLOWED THE BURGLARS Here's one Vl relate with gusto—you know, Gusto the barber from the Fourth Ward? “Offic can't do it here somebody!” Further Things I’m Not Interested In Stuffed celery... tomato sur- prise... and’ chicken salad. Girls in knickers, silk stockings and high-heeled shoes... steam shovels as ment... card tricks. Animal acts ... tain flasks or ele . +. colored shirts... men’s lunches . . . blue plate din- ners... and limp coldslaw. People who a ys late for an appointment . . . people who are never late obituary notices... Boy Scouts .. . stiff collars ... autograph collecting. Advice from librarians on what books to read... Sunday news- paper vist tions of possible inhabitants on other planets . . . men who plan to verify these by rocket trips. Confessions . source of entert n- rs that con- . confidences... family gatherin . books on etiquette... bagpipe music . . . three-handed poker... and stories of how successful men got that way. —Cannort Cannon . L want this dog shot at once confessed the copper. Lave Zeerenin Passenor My, what an aiful let dow * shouted Miss Comiskey. “But I “The bullet might go through him and hurt “Then why can’t you shoot him lengthvise?” mumbled the cluck. Where There’s A Will— I'm an artist. Early in life I Q@drew pictures on everything I could Tay my hands on. All through my school days I was continually drawing pictures. in- stead of getting my lessons as I should have done. is contin- ued through all my years at col- lege, where I took an engineering course to please the family, But finally I decided to make a career of my art, so I went to an art school, [ was there a week and was told to leave, that I had no talent, and t I never would be able to draw a picture the way it should be drawn. But undaunted I continued in my pursuit of art, and today Iam a huge this glorious field. success in "s, today, many publishers are purchasing printing them in nes, and offer big prizes to the readers finding the most mistakes. —Scotr Brows An old-timer is one who ¢ member when the wailing was in the woodshed,