Judge — October 5, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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“Don't you try to high-hat me,” barked Brer Rabbit. —Row anv Lyon, George Washington U. °29 Things I Never Knew Before I Went to College That a “dre ay be a dance, a girl, or a p fe That people other than insur- ance salesmen wear both belt and suspenders. That fraternities discovered Communism before Karl Marx. : “dea ds soldicr” has no ficance. mercial value. That any upper-classman will fight if called collegiate. That stuff like this is occasion- ally paid for. —Antiuur Symons, Pittsburgh °30 And then there was the fellow who after winning the marathon dancing contest and lasting two weeks in the chewing gum en- ly wound ighs for durance contest, fi up with the — hicco twenty-seven days. —Mitton Simon, Vanderbilt "31 How to Make Bigger and Better Home Brews Mix the customary ingredients, including salt, as usual, Imme- diately preceding the cap and bottle operation add: 17 Aspirin Tablets. —P. W. Rocers, U. of California Mae—I got hold of some fresh country last night. Fanny—That's the way they are; three miles out in the coun- try and they all get fresh. —Jran Provence, U. of Arizona "30 Wife—Have you put the cat out, John? Ibsent-Minded Prof—No, 1 didn’t even know it was on fi —L. A. Mottey, Jn, Virginia °20 Suum—Why the freak hat? Jim—Well, when I wear it folks don't notice my stomach so much! Joun Covetiann, U. of 8. California * Rebecca at the Pump Rebecea looked very tired, but no one seemed to heed her efforts at the pump, and come to her as- sistance. As a fat rich man went she smiled wistfully, but he paid no attention to her. she looked very fatigued as tho milkman rolled by, but he passed her up; and she had to give the handle a couple more pumps. When she saw a trave coming down the road. sh to pump very fast, but he kept right on going. She sat down and pumped as if she were dying, but the doctor didn't even stop to le nally, a coll at her tongue. man ste little on “No, thanks,” replied Rebecca. and she threw. the aon in the back seat of the ¢: —Jr AN Prove NCE, ona "30 One of the advantages of mod- ern se ¢ for Mother is that Father will never be caught kiss- ing the family robot. —Artien Sinverseatr, Harvard "30 The A.M. after a professor's name, it is generally known, doc s not stand for “absent-minded. —L. A. Motrey, Jr.. Virginia ’29 Hespaxp ano Fatuen—That's an awful lion you're handing me. —Rowtanv Lyox, George Washington U. "24 comicbooks.com