Judge — September 28, 1929 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Helping Hands” After the collision, “If you ask me, brother, I'd say you were in luck. Why, only last week I saw two guys killed outright in an open car like this. They got thrown half a mile.” You mean to tell me you only carry accident insurance on the other fellow? Tek, tek, tek, you didn’t deserve to have a good car like this.” “Of course, you may collect on it, but John Martinez tells me it’s apt to take a year, and even then you may get only about a tenth of what you sue for. “If you'd had any brains you'd | © jumped right up and got the he } names of witnesses. You were j stunned? Well, you came out of Hh | | it, didn’t you? And I'll bet you Wy | there were still half a dozen birds it | standing around after you were hit! “Broken leg, ch? Well, it'll give you a swell chance to get caught up in your back reading, anyway.” You say you thought he was going to turn out? Well, he says he thought you were going to! Heehee—there’s something kind of funny about the thing, at that, hey, Joc?” —Stanrey Jones For Married Men Only Pity the poor second-rate Chi- | cago gangster whose gungirl wife always holding up other men un example to him! Oh, yes, and then there was the sad case of the telephone oper- | ator’s son whose mother inherited | a fortune and then cut him off without a nickel. | Modern girls may be called } gold-diggers, but in reality their won'ts are few. d the tree song?” 0, what's that?” Acacia Hand, Madam.’ People who live in glass houses should be darn sick and tired of advice. Even though he isn't needed here any more, the ice-man still Maniax Devruten continues to deliver service. comicbooks.com