Judge — September 28, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Ist Mexican Generat—So! You will not join our revolu- tion, 2nxp pirro—No, no, Senor, I would rather be tight than esident, —Rowtanp Lyo George Washington U. Enigma The Irish are known to be happy-go-lucky race. Yet. th always find something to wurrah about. eee —At Baer, Trinity When Shorty took his girl to the mind-reader he asked for half-price. —Frev E. Brows, Mercer U. Movie Reviews (For those who do not attend.) GENTLE MEN OF THE PRES. An expose of the tailoring trade, FOUR FEATHERS— The sex life of an ostrich— tickling. THE COCK-EYED WORLD and SMILING IRISH EY HEARTS IN DIXIE— A poker game in the South, AINBOW MAN— for the weather J. Rivey, Columbia "30 —Tuos AS That Reminds Me It seems there were once two fraters who were i other home from nearby but friendly frs At the first corner one of the boys wrapped himself around a lamp-post and refused to be dis- tried for a long time © up the pole and blow out the electric light. Finally he stretched out on the pavement and gave himself up to a rhyth- mic “Hie!” The other boy dirceted his foot- steps at once toward the nearest drugstore. He explained that his friend had a little Scotch in him, and was consequently very tight. He believed his friend poisoned. “Do vou know a good Scotch “Sure.” responded the clerk. “Did you ever hear about the somnambulist in Edinburgh who walked over to his dentist’s in a trance and asked him to extract a tooth with " A much-needed invention is a thimble for o —Artiuce S$) inger typists. vernLatr, Harvard '30 Education Plus One year he spent at Harvard, another ». He worked for his M.A. Columt and he toiled to acquire an M.D. at Johns Hopkins. Another year he passed away his time at Lafay- ette, and then took a law course at the University of | Pennsyl- vania. > following year found him at Michigan, and he spent successive years in the pursuit of knowledge at Cornell, Ohio State. Missouri, the Colorado School of Mines, and at Stanford. No, he was not one of Edison's s. Nor was he the loser protey of an elcetion bet. He was merely an ambitious magazine subserip nt, —Anricr Sirvennrarr, Harvard "30 tion Prohibition means nothing to our Percy. He still thinks: Wine is a wail of protest; Absinthe is not being presen Ale is an exclamation of gree ing Rum is an apartment; Bottle is a fight; And Pint is to direc’ tention to. Ga, ‘Tech * ori The Gal. I left behind me. —Jounx Covurtinann, U. of S. California 30 comicbooks.com