Judge — September 7, 1929 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Atmosphere 08 People say of the Aquitania, the Berengaria, the Mauretania — “They have atmosphere.” “Atmosphere.” A charm that is responsive—rather than assertive ... Gaiety that waits for you, but does not follow you ...Tranquillity not in- trusive—but not elusive, either... Poise. A nice sense of the fitness of things. A civilized awareness of the fact that the source of amusing living is contrast... and that any mood palls. The mirroring, in Mid-Atlantic, of that most aristocratic life, the life of leisure in England ... very ‘country’ by day, very brilliant indeed by night... English service, which means perfect service... An atmosphere sophisticated — and simple; formal—and friendly; animated —and serene... An atmosphere of civilized contrasts... Cunard atmos- phere... The chief charm of the big Cunarders... TO FRANCE AND ENGLAND AQUITANIA Sept.11* Oct 2° Oct. 23 BERENGARIA Sept. 18° Oct. 9° Oct. 30 MAURETANIA Sept. 25 * Oct. 16 * Nov. 6 CUNARD LINE eS) See Your Local Agent THE SHORTEST BRIDGE TO EUROPE The lazy man takes baby out. —Sonpagsnisse Strix, Meier used to hire out horses, but when business got bad he changed to automobiles. Friend—How is business go- ing? Meier—Awful. At least I used to get my horses back be- cause they knew the way home, but now T have to go and look in ditches for the autos. Hasnena Hestten In the course of conversation one of them mentioned “Why just look at the spell- ing!” —Bostos Transcript Thief—I hope you will be len- ient with me, your worship. I good dependent upon me for their support. Magistrate—Children? Thief—No, your honor, de- tectives. have a mans —Brackroor Times A foreign film actress who ar- rived in London refused to be interviewed. Now we may never know whether she just’ adores London, thinks our police simply wonderful, or intends to make a film in England some day. —Hemorist “That hat suits you wonder- fully.” “Yes, but what happens when my ears get tired?” —Sonpaosnisse Strix It was necessary for taxation purposes to decide on which side of the Canadian and United States border a farm, which an old lady had just purchased, tually lay. Surveyors finally an- nounced that the farm was just on the American side of the border, The old lady smiled with re- lief. “I'm so glad to know she said. that,” “T've heard that winters in Canada are terribly severe.” —Tit Bits Doctor—Your husband must be absolutely quiet. Here is a sleeping draught. Wire—When do I give it to him, Doctor—You take it yourself. Everyeopy’s Wrrkiy don't, you Father (to accepted suitor for his daughter's ow that you're prac y one of the family I wonder if you'd go down- stairs and give the cook notice? —Perarson’s Weexty Modern Mother—Did you have a good time at the playground this afternoon, darlin; Modern Child—No, Mother, the new supervisor was trying to instil a spirit of gaiety. —Ovr Cintpren A book that has been in cireu- lation for some time America has just been banned. We under- nd that the author was begin- ning to fear that it wouldn't be. —Hemonist “At the circus there was a girl who rode beneath the horse, on the horse’s neck, and almost on its tail.” That’s nothing. I did all that the first time I ever got on onc.” —Beckennam Journar