Judge — September 7, 1929 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE The sandwich man goes on strike, —Atan Baxter, Williams "30 Hubby—Where were you this afternoon Wife ooking at some dresses. y—What, are they com- ing back into style? AN Provence, U, of Arizona 30 Is this hotel run on the Ameri- can or European plan: American. You are expected to pay your bill, —J. J. Scitrrens, Yale '30 Mrs, Airedale—Have you heard from your husband lately, Mrs. Poodle? Mrs. Poodle—Yes, 1 just re- ceived a litter from him’ yester- day! Ax Bree, Trinity 31 Talkies have not relieved the situation, The same pests who used to read the movie sub-titles out loud now hum the theme song. —Grorce Mirsven, U. of Okla, ’30 a If you still cling to the belief that men's clothes are pract try dropping a bug down a m back. —Enizanetu Cuarman, U. of California ’30 “Do you take this cow.” he asked, “for butter or for wurst?” —H. K. Low Rutgers ’31 Rejections of 1929 Editor, Saturday Evening Post. Dear Sir: I am enclosing an article en- titled, “Thirty Years Among the Boobus Americanus,” which I hope you'll have room to print. H. L. Menexen “What's the idea of poaching on my preserves?” king. Editor, Christian Science Monitor. Dear Sir: Here is the second volume of my autobiography entitled the Man of Galilee Has Me,” which you can run ser Joan Lowrie you my article in praise of Prohib Cranexce: True Witsos jon. Editor, Cosmopolitan. Dear Sir: Although I've never had any- thing printed I'm sure you'll like this story. A, Novice. Artuvn Sirversratt, Harvard '30 roared the —Rowtann Lyon, George Washington U. '29