Judge — August 31, 1929 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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an mi | cr ap ot us fa ur m 01 n Inventions of the Month From the Patent Office at Yonkers, Saskatchewan Automatic mosquitoes, Howitzer for This invent pulling trigger of qua, and BANG! has any chutes to shoot. The Perfect simple. laughter, then Mr. A, it until the herring is completely kippered, Yes, h operation of this machine The two radios sing funny songs until the herring splits itself with and Mr. B. (assumed names) wind the reels, kipping at The non-corroding, ellip: gadgets, wads banana peels, fans, tomato cans; peanuts, pope This machine might be motion. Hand-Propelled Peewee Catcher. ts, widgets, midgets, pulley. bber heels; hoppe age, pulling string that tips salt-shaker, cnough salt has been dropped on peewee’s tail it becomes docile and the steel hands gra AbedefghijkImnop abedefghijktmnop. cal, electrical, magical hoo rn and er erjack, some practical us LICENSED Operator hides behind it, and it's your peewee, lovakian is a Czech word meaning hoofer. belts, pelts, welts, sprocket wheels, , stoppers,’ floppers; tin pans, palm leaf It runs by pery but I doubt it, as Guliee @ INVENTOS to do * shooting mosquitoes off of hippopotamus Howitzer is painted olive green and hidden in jungle to foot mosqui steps on spring platform back, Hippo has Ho has tured peewee wondering what with it, n can also be used for shooting the chutes, if one rery tual Picture of man When who cap. Radio Suggestions Thursday, August 29 2:00—Veedol Program. WJZ, WBZ, WBZA, WBAL, WHAM, KDKA, WJR, WLW. WCFL, KWK, WREN, WAPI, KSTP, WTMJ, WEBC) WJAX, WHY M. WMC, WSB, WBT, WRV\, WBAP. KPRC, WOAT, WKY, WPTP, KTHS, WSMB. Popular musie and songs, 10:00—Atwater Keat Mid-Week WBZ, WBZA, WHAM, WIR, KWK, WBAL, WREN, KDKA, W Made for dancing 11:00—Slamber Musi. WJZ, WRC, KDKA, WHAT, WHAM, WREN. Ludwig Launer conducting a program of soothing instrumental music. Friday, Aogust 30 4:30—Gittette ram. WJZ, KDKA, KWK, WREN, WRZ, WHZA, WBAL, WHAM, WLW, WCF.” Male quartet, piano duo, orebestra— ‘and a sports talk by Graham MeNainee $:30—Sehradertown Band. WF. WTAG, WCSH WWJ, WLS K WRC! W841, WRIC. 8 by Arthur Pryor and Band | “Hotel St Regis Orchestra, WEAF, WW, WSAL, WDAP, WFJC, WCAE. An ho program of peppy dance music. Saturday, August 31 | Mickle Cinco-Paters. WABC, WNAC, WCAU, WHK, WJAS, WMAL. WGHP, KMOX, WFBL. WADG, WAIU. Lively music by Benny Krueger 9:00—Nit Wit Hour, WABC, WCALL WNAC, WEAN, WKBW, WCAG, KMBC, KOU. WLBW, WMAL. WCCO, WFBM. WAS, WEKRC, WBBM, WHK, WISN. Burlesque at am, WIZ, ‘town sketel $:30—Temple Heer. WABC, WKBW, WCAO, WJAS) WADC, KMOX, | KMBC, WSPD, WHK. WLBW. WMATL WCCO, KOIL, WMAQ, WOWO, WNAC, WEAN, WKRC, WGHP, WAIU, Popular tunes by a Marimba orchestra. 11;30—Ben Pollack’s Park Central Hotel ‘Orchestra. WEAP, WCAF, WWJ, WHO, WDAP, WKY, WIOD, WMC. A justly popular dance or: ganization, Sunday, September 1 9:00—Majestic Theater of the Air. WABC, WCAU, yNAC, WEAN, WPBL, WMAK,” WCAO, WJAS.’ WADC,” WKRC, WGHP, WBBM. WOWO, KMOX, KOIL, KMBC, WSPD, WHK, WLBW, WLAC, WMAL, WDBJ, WTAR WWNC, WDOD, WBRC, WREC, KLRA, KPJP, KRLD, KTSA, WDSU, WCCO, WISN; KLZ, KDYL, KMTR, WFBM, KYA, KEX. KJR, KGA, KPH, CPRB, CKAC. ‘Wendel Hall'and hy merry men. 10:15—Studedaker Champions, WEAF. WTAG WTIC, WCSH, WPI, WC, WGY . WCAE. WTAM, WWJ, WGN, WoC, KSTP, WTMJ, WEBC, KOA, KPO, KGO. KGW, KOMO, KPI, KHQ, WOW, KSL” Muse in the lighter vei Monday, September 2 1:30—Rexy and His Gang WIZ, WBZ, WHZA, WBAL, WHAM, KDKA, WJR) KWK, WEEN, WCAU, WFBL, WRC, WSM, WSB, WIOD, WCFL. WsMB, WAPI, WPTP. Solouta, ‘orehestra, organ, quartet everything. &:30—CeCe Couriers, WOR, WCAU, WNAC, WEAN, WMAK, WCAO, WJAS, WADC, WKRC, WGHP.” WMAQ. KMOX KMBC, KOLL, WHK, WLBW, WMAL, WCCO, WHEC, WSPD. Popular musical program, featuring 9 specialty by Henry Burbig, humorist. 10:00—Mement Musical WJZ, KDKA, WREN, KWK. Soprano, baritone, and a string ensemble under the baton of Arcadie Birkenbolz, ‘Tuesday, September 3 £:30__Prophylactic Program. WEAF, WIC, WJAR+ WTAG, WCSH, FI, WRC, WGY, WCAR, WSAL, KSD, WL WOW, WDAF, WFBL, Progra asic. 9:00—Old Geld—Paul Whiteman Hour. WAC, WCAU, WNAC, WEAN, WFBL” WKBW, WCAOWJAS. WADC. P. WBBM, WOWO, KMOX, KMBC vi, WSPD, WHK, WLBW, WMAL. WCCC i | KYA. “KEX, . WDH, WKRC, | WTAR, WWNC, WDOD, WBRC, TSA, WIs WDsvU, WFBM, A program ef dance ‘music as | 1 Whiteman ean play it. ‘Wednesday, September 4 | 9:00—Yeast Feamers. WJZ, WBZ. WBZ, WRAL, | | WHAM, KDKA, WJK. KYW, KWK, WLW, WREN, WTMJ, KSTP, WEBC. Dance or- chestra and comedy duo, 8:30—Sytvania Foresters. WJZ, WBZ, WBZA, WBAL, WHAM, KDKA, KWK, WREN, WLW, WBT, WRVA, KYW, WJR. A well balanced program featuring a male quartet. 10:00—ABA Vi WJZ, KWK, W: WBZA, WBAL WHAM, KYW, KDKA A musical tour of the Cow AeD LaNeRe PEINTH 6O INE, FaMAIeA, x. comicbooks.com