Judge — August 31, 1929 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Shows (Continued from page 16) The plot, in so far as Iam able to relate it in a periodical that enjoys a wide ecclesiastical cireu lation, has to do witha young girl who, in order to get rid of an objectionable old suitor, tells him that she is about to become the mother of a baby. The lines pro- ceeding from this fable touch | frequently upon topics of a very intimate nature but, save in one or two instances, sidestep the suggestion of a smirk and pro vide nobby low amusement. The | presenting troupe is genera | satisfactory and the M. Belasco has on this occasion avoided the over-embellishment of his stage that often in the past has played hare-and-hounds with an audi- ence’s eyes at the expense of playwright and actors. Weekend Verses Tur Batitroos Remember while you're here, you fool, That this is not the Shelton pool, If you would bathe we can't re- fuse it, But others here would like to use } it. The Great Outdoors and Nature's calling, The bathroom is no place for stalling. | So kindly haste your morning laving And hasten too, I pray, your shaving, And if you happen, in your hurry, To cut your throat, why we should worry. But while you're in here please remember We're moving back to town Sep- tember. —Newman Levy in the New Yorker Dims Professor—Ah, this shrub belongs to the Retinospora family. The Lady—Say, you old fossil! Do you mean to in- sinuate that I stole it! EMBARRASSING MOMENTS When your wife says... “Giv- ing the cook notice is a man’s job”... be nonchalant ... LIGHT A MURAD. P. Lorillard Co. Vat 1760 THE RUXTORN America’s first front-wheel-drive Motor Car . . . Body by Budd, colorings and interior by Urban . . . powered with a 90 H.P. straight eight motor of new design... an utterly different auto- mobile created to exacting specifications and priced at above $4,000.00. This car selected as the GRAND PRIZE IN THE LENZ BRIDGE CONTEST Any one may win it. See page 24.