Judge — August 24, 1929 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE The Big Business Man to His Love When I heard that you were single Through my veins there coursed a tingle ! When you said that we might mingle I was ready for the oath. With my wealth and social sta- tion, With your charm and conversa- tion, How about amalgamation For the betterment of both? With a partnership to tether You and me, my love, together There is nothing we can’t weather In the give-and-take of life. I'll no longer be a splurger If you'll heed your humble urger, If you'll come in on the merger And elect yourself my wife! —Artuer L, Lippaann Money’s Worth The latest one is about the Scotchman who paid five dolls for a twenty-minute sightse trip in a plane. While he up there he tried to pers pilot to try for the endurance record, —R. C. O'Brien Solved at Last The only possible reason why they cail them “weather men” must be because they never know “ "Bout time we went Chinese, Sam; the sightseeing busses weather it’s going to rain or not. will be here in a minute.” Information “What's become of the old cab horses now that the taxis have taken their places?” “Why don’t you play the races and find out? Motorist’s Version The rain is raining all around; It rains on roads and streets, On highways and on boulevards, And those in rumble seats. A friend of ours spent his va- cation being operated on. He sent us picture post-cards of the hospital saying, “Wish you were here. Am sleeping under two anaesthetics.”