Judge — August 17, 1929 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

The Sparking Problem You one-armed drivers who get { | tired of it all better bear plenty | left off Riverside ning onto the 79th street pier, of of which anchored — Vinnic Richards’ defunct night tub, the Buccaneer. ‘There, no- armed driver, you can park un- molested and plead your case. Drive some eve- remind you to brush your tecth. schedules for a contem- plated trip and procure R. R. or S. S. transpor- tation. Arrange for refreshments emergency when unexpected guests | arrive; secure a stenog- | rapher, secretary, maid, cook (don't crowd!) or butler; call a doctor, nurse or send an ambu- lance; provide auto tour- ing service; supply a messenger for pur- or make ex- pose | cuses to the wife, if you | are to be “detained at the office.” Every member of One night a tugboat captain even took us for a short spin on the Hudson fourth Street—anc T. M. B. calle block and _ finally out of the good ness of his heart located the girl. 2... Warning: S'fact! Unlimited — visi As enthusiastic bility and no subscribers, Mac privacy when and I have be the Fleet's in. come wholly de pendent on) Sus Talk About queh $500, Service ! Anfew ‘nights we were obl Susquehanna to regret a dinner $500 is the tele- party at the phone number of cleventh hour. the Telephone — Frantically we Message Bureau. — sought assistance A polite opera- from T. M. B. tor will phone and were well re- you promptly in warded in’ our the morning and efforts. Will secure and The | service deliver, to ‘T. M. B. subscribers, seats for the furnished t wo theater, hockey, baseball or football games, fig dummies, drove or any other events. Will quickly get train WABOLICALLY CLEVER IWNIOR, MomENTARILY STEALS Pores = BELIEVE -IFOR-WHY-WONT- YOU-RIPLEY'S “THUNDER. them to the address on Park Avenue der his name, which reads as fol lows: “If no answer call Susque hanna +500"; in this way no calls are lost. office thought it had met its match the other night when a man’s voice pleaded: “Can you find my girl? She's visiting somebody on the upper West Side—I think it is Ninety- 1 I've lost the number.” doevery apartment house on the in a Rolls- pologized to the for their stiff- ness, told seven drawing room jokes on Dorothy Parker (just as if, we, ourselves, had been there in the flesh), joined the Re hostess as dies after coffee and rs, made two rigid fourths at bridge and never batted an eye when asked if they played the Vanderbilt Convention... Can you spend $24 a year to bet- ter advantage? Between Courses | ‘T. M.°B. may have an Be ONO ONG MUS 4 LN OF SEAR While sipping your additional line in the WET OF WE BK ISTHE utes a OONG-— demi-tasse, ask someone Telephone Directory un- WAS DRAKIAG DEMI-TASSE AT HE “iz / (Continued on page 29) 2