Judge — August 17, 1929 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Fairy Tales The Amusement Park earl put away that twenty- five cent japanese tea set you w hy skilfully tossing seven dol and fifty cents worth of rings at coney island and heres some hicarb anna for the indigestion you got from eating your ski ball prize yes i know the chute the chutes are bad grace so you can stand up while i tell all of you sbout the memorable night at the amusement park well a couple sat in front of me on the roller coaster and the girl didnt chew gum and throw her arms around morris and say blah blah morris this is awful dangerous huh morris and little madeleine didnt have to go places when the ferris wheel was just starting and not a sign of two oiled sailors attract- ing a crowd by trying to knock y ducks off the rack and when the air blew a stenographers skirts up in steeplec 1 like a stuck pig and clutch madly and the gang from the office didnt have their photographs taken in a cardboard rowboat and there was no strong man in the bunch who was just itching until the weaker members failed to hit the bell with the sledge hammer and the sawed off clerk in the shirt sleeves who could negotiate the barrel without falling over didnt keep going through 100 times to the tune of lookit that there guy edna aint he swell and little isa- dore didnt change his mind when it was too ase she didnt sques te to change from a stationary seat to a galloping nag “We're the Minute Men, daddy. Will you be Bunker Hill NEWS ITEM- COMMUTERS TICKETS NOW BEING SOLD On A\RLINES, FORGET THE GRASS SEED, DEAR THE OPEN WINDOW PEST WILL DO HIS. XHE SHOPPERS SPECIAL PASSES HUBBY'S OFFICE THEY MiSSED THE LAST on the merry trude and marion didnt go into hysterics when they saw their fat legs and long necks in the crazy mirrors and one of the girls in the nce pavilion had on. stockings with a chap who ry <Ls s\ had on a coat and a tie and didnt stick his chin out and do the dips every other step and rose didnt waste y money in the fortune telling machine trying to find out whether she was going to take a long journey or marry a tall dark rich fe! nd on the way home there werent a dozen de- partment store girls carrying canes and whips and dressed up haby dolls and boxes of cheap candy tied up with ribbons and now you children pretend this is luna park on a hot stuffy mardi gras night and the first one in bed gets three shots for a nickel at my head stuck through a crazy quilt good night = —Jack Civettr Our Bridge Table Upon it rest the highballs but We fear the rug’s in ] Our table’s a comediz With legs like Leon Erre ALI