Judge — August 10, 1929 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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| f Wis] t | | a Two weeks ‘abroad’ to Canada via a transatlantic liner... ‘This August and September... two bracing days at sea... New York to Halifax on a great Cunard-Anchor Liner... Euro; -bound. Choice of seven tours offering leisure, sports, good compan: in the cool, quiet charm of Canada’s old French and English atmosphere. Return by rail or sea, Steamer rate New York to Halifax $50 up... 9tol7day | all-expense tours $125.50 up. ilings from New York ‘Transylvania Aug. 17 | Aug. 24 | California Aug, 31 CUNARD LINE ANCHOR LINE See Your Local Agent Canadian Cruises Where Summer Is Cool Enchantment “The Ambassador is one of the most beautiful places | know of!” MADAME GALLI CURCI —declares in one of a large number ef UNSOLICITED OMMENTS by world-famo ssisbriticne “Certainly a0 hotel located in any leree city has such extensive and beantijal grounds. For keenest enjoyment of your summer to California, make reservations at Ambassador Los Angeles NO HOTEL IN THE WORLD OFFERS MORE VARIED ATTRAC. TIONS—Superb 27-a¢ miniature golf co plunge and tennis courts. hunting and all sports, including 18> hole Rancho Golf Club. Motion pie- ture theater and smart shops hin the hotel. Famous Cocoanut Grove for dancing nightly. Write for Chef's Cook-book of ‘alifornia Kecipes ATTRACTIVE § for this soup has just died! Laxptapy—I’m sorry to say the lady who gave me the recipe Stan Boanven—Then, out of respect, we'll all drink it in silence, Judging the Shows (Continued from page 16) two minutes he has been elected a member of the quartette in full standing, and one of the girls is chased to dig up something that will make the organization a sextette. She returns presently with the damnedest pic-face this side of the Rockies and presents her to the recruit. “Pleased t’ meet you,” bows the “You are just my type!” The recruit now delivers himself of two of the Scotch i already re by the boys; recruit. same led, chanically moves off to swill cocktails. About ten feet from where I am reclining while the gentle- manly steward hies him in quest of demijohn No. 4, two children are being spanked by their mama, and five feet further on some passenger's valet is making a coy woman’s maid, his ng a_ whistled 't Give You for some embrs version of “I Anything But Love, Baby,” and a very green tie. Leaving the necessary instructions for the steward, I crawl out of my chair and proceed to the boat deck. Here a curious assortment of my American fellow-citizens are per- spiring copiously over the kind of games prohibited in insane asylums on the ground that they naging to the inmates’ y. Some have paddles in their hands and are trying to { —Sautu’s Weexry push round picces of wood into numbered squares, Some are making efforts to throw rope rings across net in such wise that the Americans on the other side of the net can’t catch them. Others are trying to lodge a little ball in a hole with sticks, while still others, yelling at the top of their lungs, are betting gin drinks on which one of their number can get the highest score at something that looks like tiddle-de-winks. So I proceed to the gym. In this cubby-hole, two fat are pulling a mechanical ng machine apparently under the impression that they are the Oxford crew. A third fat man is making wild pokes at the with boxing gloves, the while the gym instructor stands by id tells the boob that he is getting on fine and that it won't be long ore he'll be able to take on ng. (The boob tips him elaborately, when he is through, for his pugilistie acumen.) In Schme| another corner, two men who look as if they were ready for the undertaker are pulling weights, stopping then to feel the great increase in the size of their biceps. Me while, five small boys run in and out playing tag. I return to my chair and to the dispensation the gentlemanly steward has bequeathed upon me. I reflect sadly upon how much time I have wasted in New York on burlesque shows, coon caba- rets and flea circuses. 28