Judge — August 10, 1929 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ] Margey to dinner and the theatre. : : ickets 11 bucks. Outrageous. \ Somebody ought to do something | about it. Met Margey’s kid sister i | who told me Margey had gone to | | | Elder's for dinner. gey's } funny that way. Never scems to > remember dates. I wouldn't ca y but I hate to throw away ¢ bucks, | Frivay: Stopped in at the Li- , Henry the Eighth” girl in the library. Pretty. Reminds me of Hilly | King. Discovered when I got home she had given me “Eliza- 4 beth and Essex.” Pretty girls are pretty dumb. She probably got i | Henry and Elizabeth mixed. Sarvnvay: Got to the office late but found it closed. Just remem- bered this is the month we close . all day Saturdays. ‘That's one on 1 me, Bill Ferguson said I had a date to play golf with him this j afternoon, Said he waited for me all afternoon at the club. Bill's goofy that way and then likes to tag it onto other people. Sunvay: Read Amy Lowell's “Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep” all afternoon. Scem to iz have read it before or was that ty “Twenty Thousand Leagues Un- | der Water”? les are a lot i alike, Dined at the club. Got Gint—This orange juice tastes funny! | 3 home about nine thirty and had Sguint—Sure, there’s no gin in it! | . ey | | the usual difficulty getting my key into the lock. Tried the whole | bunch until Mrs. Barker came to the door and bawled me out in i! for trying to break into her apart- | | ment. She made some funny crack too about men who go about without neckties. Funny woman, Mrs. Barker. Got to bed early and along about four got up and dressed and went to bed again. —Grorce Mitcnett Forty Scotchmen are suing a livery stable | use the carry- all that they hired wouldn't! When the Indians sold New | ee York they must have sold the | The genial contracting agent for the Smashem and Bustem streets to the taxi drivers. They | Housewrecking Co. makes a business call. certainly act as if they own them. 1 cComicbooks.com