Judge — August 3, 1929 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

IMIG Frigid Zone Not to be outdone by New York theatres, Mac stalled a cooling system to lower the temperature and appease the disposition of torrid shoppers. Mac and [I spent a most enjoy- able afternoon there riding up *s have in- | and down on the escalator which | brought back memories of a hard \ Canadian winter, pgganing at ® Wi on iteau Frontenac and mushing Es a dog team on through the drifts to Hudson Bay. After several hours a floorwalker grew indignant. “What are you looking for?” he inquired. “I can't answer for Junior,” said Mac, mecting the situation squarely, “but believe it or not, I'm looking for a bridge lamp!" .... We were promptly directed to the bridge lamp department. To every floorwalker the with an icicle ance Mae pointed to our super fluous purchs nd said: “Pardon me, dear old boy; would you care to make a fourth?” Hot Weather Hints Fill a Flit sp or witch hazel after who grected us Ixtract Spray the room gun with 50° Pond’s nd 50°) water. long and lust As the vapor settles on your fervid brow you'll positively shiver. Ambitious’ pumpers: If you get overheated from pumping hop into a cold shower... . Try a fresh lemon and lime at Park & Tilford’s; frosted chocolate, chilled watermelon, mints, some Christ mas card ideas and the icy stare Mac of Earl Car- roll’s coarse girls. Bottle Opener Grip the neck of a capped bottle with your thumb and in- dex. Using the handle of a spoon as a lever and your knuckle as a fulcrum, give a sudden pry ls down, The cap slab Ne gia will fly off ESCALATORS — with a cham- JUDGE =a ~ pagne report... . 2 A tight squeeze is neeessary and the higher up you grip the bottle-neck — the better—on account you get more lev Would-be bottle- poppers: Wateh out for bruised knuckles, bent spoons and sprayed shirt fronts, Party Mart At 574 Madison Avenue exotic Beulah Kuh arranges special Everything from birthday snappers that ts, to a shot- arranged parties. go ffffftt and those lousy paper hi gun and a minister, She's circuses, baby parties and county fairs. who haven't the pric therefore, can't give « Miss Kuh. Mae and I were in just such a fix until Miss Kuh solved our problem with an imitation cabin con- taining 10 baskets of spoiled fruit, 7 boxes of wilted flowers and 2 doz. soap dishes for serving cocktails. ... She e carried the seeing-off spirit to the p wrong trunks brought into our papier mache cabin midst cries of “Don't forget to write.” and “Have a couple for me at. the Those unfortunates of a European trip and, secing-off party, better see ved, so our guests stayed till morning, although ic kept shouting from the kitchen: “AI ashore that’s goin’ ashore!” Hear Ye! Where to go—what to do? ... That's what Junior wants to know about New York. Fellow High-Hatters will receive an original drawing by Jefferson Mach mer, just as it in cceptable and origi oe ‘| mss. will be promptly moistened with honey and fed to the goats. ... None will be returned—gouts or no goats! Juoar, Jn. Comicbooks.com