Judge — July 27, 1929 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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Enterprise —Lonxvox Orixton If You’re Abroad, of Course ad in an English 1 1 anti-cold reme ontsman’s cure. Go bed with a bottle of whiskey, of hot water and a silk hat. t on one of the bed posts at the foot. Drink whiskey and hot water until you can sec three hats, by which time all danger will have been averted. —Boston Tran The film director was making a Western thriller, and working very hard to get some action into Finally he turned from the brink of a cliff, mopped his brow, and glanced at a dummy made of straw and old clothes lying on ground beside “Good heavens!" he shouted. “Who was it we threw over the —Peranson’s Weexty “Sorry to keep you waiting, old man, but I've been setting a trap for my wife.” “¢ 1 heavens! What do you susp “A mouse in the pant —Prarson’s W “I wish that fellow would go away, George. Never Trust ’Em Prison Chaplain—Why are you here again, Tom? Convict—Because of my belief, sir. Chaplain—Nonsense! What do you mean? Convict—I believed the police- man had gone by, sir. Montreat Star His Choice “Which do you like better, balloon tires or high peessure tires?” “T like balloon tires better.” yhat kind of a car do you I don’t have any; destrian.” I'm a pe- —Tit-Bits It is discovered that 1,920,281 wives work for w s in the United States, How many of them support husbands in the style to which they have been ac customed, the figures do not reveal. —Boston Transcript Villager (showing stranger over famous cottage)—Three ‘undred years old this be, sir; never a stick or stone altered in all them years. Visitor—I've a landlord like that, too. —Pranson’s Weexiy Doctor—If he lapses into un- consciousness again just give him a teaspoonful of that brandy. Wife af Patient—Oh, doctor! While he is unconscious? He'd never forgive me! —Evervnopy'’s Weex.y That’s the third time he’s come up like that to frighten me.” —Passinc Suow EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., ING., JAMAICA, N. ¥. comicbooks.com