Judge — July 27, 1929 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Jimmy! You know I loathe Mammy songs.” —J. P. McCacvr, Northwestern U. '32 Here’s How The Scotch Highball: One part of gin to 24 parts of water. Scirrenes, Yale "30 Something for Nothing “Isn't industry — wonderful? The packers are now able to utilize every part of a pig.” ven the squeal?" “Oh, the squeal is left for the consumer, Raovt Buemaen Yale Honest—there was a Scotch- man who wouldn't sing Heigh- ho everybody” because he thought it was a debt song. Dornotny Cuase, U. of Mich., ’33 “Do you like amusement parks, Mehitabl “And how; Jasper!” “Then let's park here and amuse ourselves !"" —At Breen, Trinity ’31 This daylight saving scheme didn’t bother the girls much until they got to the summer resorts. Now they complain that it wastes moonligh —J. J. Scturrerrs, Yale ’30 She goes out so much that the boys call her Cigarette Lighter. Euizaneti Cuarman, U. of California ’30 “Button Up Your Overcoat!” —R. D. Hanutton, Yale °31 “Joe's al ays getting sick with 1, why doesn’t he away from hit Wa, M. Tiompsox, Jn. Cornell '29 keep “My doctor prescribed a cigarette lighter for me.” “What for, to save your thumb?” Tracie Fioures—The motor “No, to cut down my smok- ist who went for a “little spin” ing.” in his new plane. —Jack McGanny, Jn, Osgoode '31 —Jack McGanny, Jn, Osgoode '31 Someone asked the quartette to sing the —Gro. T. ESTON, California ’29 4