Judge — July 20, 1929 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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High Hat Continued from page 21 ! P check was a jelly-fish and wouldn't touch it. On the way out I reached in my pocket for the hat check and found a horseshoe crab, a pice: of dried sea-weed and a dead star fish. 2.0. Tf anybody should step out of the morgue for infor mation, just say: “There's a shore dinner that would make a Cape C “mamiuna fisherman holle Crew I was talking to the coach of the California crew last Tuesday ind he told me that he has s up Tom Eadie, deep-sea diving hero of the S-4, to “cox” next year's 8 at the Poughkeepsie Re gatta, . . . Junior covers a lot of ground but he's always willing to hear from somebody who thinks he has a High-Hat idea up his sleeve . Anent New York and environs, mind you. And, the remuneration is mere glory ! The Peaceful Celt Two County Cork boys were in a mopping-up party ‘that had followed the main assault. Ina large shell hole they found a group of ten or twelve Germans sound asleep, » first w ipparently missed an, “shall we ot ‘em or stick “em?” “Ho, hum,” said Dennis, look- ing up at the sky; “it’s a foine day. Let's wake ‘em up and have a foight.” —Putiman News Smith (meeting Jones after years)—Yes, our old friend Brown has gone to his everlast- ing rest! Jones—Whial government job : ma Did he get that ter all? —Hunmer, Hamburg A correspondent, writing to a daily paper, wants to know how to tell a male from a female worm. A motoring friend of mine tells me that the female docs not signal when it is going to turn, —Passtno Snow Youthful Questioner—What are | diplomatic relations, father? Father—There are no such people, my boy. | —Awswers THEY WANTED SPEED— And the Bicycle Gave It to 'Em! Heedlessly, Rebellious Youth of the speed-mad Eighties plunged into the bicycle craze. Wheelmen’s Clubs formed overnight. Every there- tofore-quict Sunday witnessed an orgy of “Century-Runs” across the countryside. Incautious children and barnyard fowl ventured on the roads at the peril of their lives... Even before smart America took up the bicycle, it took up Melachrinos. M. Melachrino perfected the finest-tasting Turkish blend in the world. From that day to this, Melachrinos have been the favorite cigarette of people of intelligence and good taste. Try them! Just send us the coupon. METACHRINO CIGARETTES 1879-1929 — 50 YEARS A LEADER QUALITY STANDS THE TEST OF TIME Ask Your Dealer About Melachrino’s Golden Jubilee-Gift Package STRAW TIPS CORK TIPS PLAIN DS 10 for 15¢ A Large Size We Do You Play Bridge? Then Clip This Coupon The Union Tobacco Company C. 7-20-29 511 Fifth Ave., New York City Gentlemen: Please send me your Melachrino-Bridge offer of (1) 60 Melachrino Cigarettes—Cork tips, Straw tips and Plain ends, (2) the score pad with the latest rules of contract bridge, (3) two packs of the famous gilt-edge Congress Cards, free of any advertising, bearing my monogram, $4.75 value, for which I enclose my check for $2.50. Initials. Name Address City Resecesenes . State © ime union Toeacco company