Judge — July 20, 1929 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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mayne Sure—Where, is Asia Minor? He—Asia Minor? Heck, ain't that guy growed up yet? —Joun Covrtiann, U, of S. California ’30 pray tell me, The Doctor Who Turned Mechanic “Ah, your engine is knocking, You should have come in sooner; no telling what compli- cations can from letting these ailments drag on, ‘That knocking is a bad sign. Race your engine now. M-m-m. I is it? arise don't like the sound of that. Race it again. Does this car get much exercise—about thirty a day? Not enough for an old car like this. Get it out more into the air. The sea air is the best for it. How about taking it to the shore for a month? Can't it? That's too bad; that’s what it needs. Well, I don't know as I can do much, then, Say, I think this car is smoking too much, That's bad for the ex- haust, you know; you'll have to cut it down, And_ besides, I think you are feeding it too rich a omixtur Cut down on the solid gas and give a little more air instead. It needs a tonics rd JUDGE Jet's see what Pil give you. Here run in and I'll look it over. it is—thre Hons of gas, a > now, ry mornin; quart of oil a pint of water each morning before oing ou ing out. McGarry, Jr. Don't If that doesn't brace it up TM Osgoode °31 have to X-ray to see if the valves are leaking. It might have an “What's the Latin word for athletic cylinder, you know, Well, ? bye-bye, and let me know how it udo, sir.” turns out. How's the little road- “What's the matter, are you ster getting alon| Fine, eh? deaf?" And how is the little mother’s At Breen, car? Phat’s good, ‘Tell her to- Trinity '31. Host—How about trying a little snifter, old man? —James Fanner, Yale ’30 23