Judge — July 20, 1929 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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WIG Station Huddles Don't let friends and relatives try to meet you at the train in the Pennsylvania Station—there are too many exits. place to hook-up is at the information booth. By that I mean within a radius of ten fect from said booth, which doesn't allow) you to wander around, either. Stay put and keep your shirt on... . As soon as Clara gets over the bends, from riding through the Hudson River tubes, she'll show up with a porter— you tip him—she’s a strang how The surest way to pair-up in the Grand Central s underneath the Trans-Atlantic Plane Bremen on the mezzanine floor. “I'll meet you under the tail- skid” is fast becoming a byword in station-meeting parlance... . Of ¢ of the ropes at track 3 r and doesn’t know se, you can stand in back f you want to. Aunt Flo won't be on that section but you couldn't have known that, now, could you? If you do happen to spy Aunt Flo in the seeth- ing mob you're apt to get so het-up you'll fall over the barrier, break a leg and have to be destroyed like horse. 2. It’s not worth it. —~ Meet her at the in- formation booth, GE Seck That means within a radius of ten feet, and no fair playing hookey ! Lobbying WHERE Hotel lobb New York City are as crowded as Madison Square Garden during a championship bout; and WHEREAS: Hotel lobbies in New York cover an a larger than Boy Thirty Acres; and WHEREAS It is often desirable to mect-up with a certain party in a certain hotel lobby and/or certain part in certain hotel lobbies. Now, THEREFORE, be it resolved, that in considera- tion of one dollar and other valuable goods, in hand paid, one to the other, on this 20th day of July, ( \ Won't ») _ OVEN IT, IT L_\ for all time is known, under the terms of this contract, as that portion of the main floor in a hotel which may be cireumseribed by an are with a radius of ten » having as its center the ink- on the desk of the room clerk, (A picee of strin feet long will be found att to most of the up-to-date hotel inkwells. Otherwise the bell captain will be glad to pace off the proper distance for a few cents.) In witness whereto both parties (t hound) have hereunto set their hands c = re and nd seals, That's how to meet people in hotels and the only deviation from this contract is the privilege which the hounds have always reserved unto themselves of mec ares (débutantes) underneath the clock in the Biltmore and along the railings of the Shel- ton and Park Central pools. In accord with an age-old custom an irrevocable license is also issued to masculine nimrods to snipe in the lobby of the Astor Hotel. (Open season from sundown Jan. to sunrise Dee. 31st... . Not more than 6 fen to be bagged in any one day.) Shore Dinner BG ON Mac and I went to Villepique's Inn (pronounced villa- peg) at Sheeps- head Bay, for a shore dinner not so long ago. And what a shore din- ner it w Every- thing in the pl came out of the se except the head waiter, . y turned on the faucet in the wash- room and out came piping hot clam- broth — oyster crackers in the soap dish at your elbow... 2 The telephone receivers are shaped like sea-shells and while you're w for your number you can hear the roar of the ocean. At the end of the meal our table looked like the Jersey shore after a hard sou’- wester. The only effect we missed to complete the illusion was oil and tar. . . If we'd had spinach we could have built a sand fort. thought the (Continued on pag XC maguT Ge A €