Milk & Cheese's Third Number One

Evan Dorkin’s Milk & Cheese’s Third Number One is a single-issue, self-aware gag from 1992, published by Slave Labor Graphics. The misanthropic dairy duo—the titular milk carton and cheese wedge—return for a "third" number one issue, a playful jab at comic numbering conventions. Dorkin writes and draws this brief, chaotic burst of absurdist humor, capturing the series' signature blend of deadpan rage and cereal-box surrealism. It’s a cult oddity that distills the Milk & Cheese ethos into one dense, sarcastic punchline.