A Rookie in Roberts #[nn]

In "2. That Doggone Bugler!", Private Ned Eller tries to survive the chaos of basic training at Camp Roberts, where a relentless bugler’s calls drive him to the edge—literally. With only his wits and a growing grudge against the bugler’s morning wake-up calls, Ned navigates the absurd rigors of military life under the stern eye of an unnamed drill instructor.

In "3. Learning the Ropes," Private Ned Eller navigates the chaotic early days of basic training at Camp Roberts, where the rigid routines and sharp commands of drill instructors clash with his own clumsy attempts to keep up. Amid a chorus of unnamed fellow trainees, he stumbles through drills, missteps, and a series of small humiliations that only sharpen his determination to finally get the hang of it.

Private Ned Eller navigates the absurd rigors of basic training at Camp Roberts, where every drill feels like a test of endurance—and sanity. With a sharp-tongued drill instructor, a skeptical Goldberg, and fellow trainees who seem just as bewildered as he is, one day in the barracks becomes a hilarious trial of discipline, confusion, and the strange feeling of being a horse.

In "5. Yes, Sir! General!", Pvt. Ned Eller navigates the absurd trials of military life with a mix of earnestness and comic misstep—facing a grueling inspection, chasing town-town charm, wrestling with a rifle that won’t cooperate, and discovering just how much a field ration can teach you about discipline. Written and drawn by Ned Eller himself, the story captures the rookie’s wide-eyed journey with sharp humor and a light touch.

Private Ned Eller navigates the absurdities of basic training at Camp Roberts, where discipline, confusion, and a mischievous dog named Chow Hound turn every day into a new comedy of errors. With his own wry perspective, he recounts the trials of military life, from bewildering drills to the ever-watchful eye of an unnamed drill instructor.

In "7. Half Way Mark!" from A Rookie in Roberts #[nn], Pvt. Ned Eller navigates the absurd trials of military life with comic flair—fumbling through rifle assembly, dodging the chaos of the firing range, bonding with a feline roommate who bears a striking resemblance to Krazy Kat, and regretting a visit to the barracks barber. Written, drawn, inked, and lettered by Ned Eller himself, the story captures the humor and missteps of a rookie’s journey with a distinctly personal, deadpan charm.

In "8. Problems Afield!", Pvt. Ned Eller navigates the trials of military training with his usual mix of enthusiasm and missteps, from digging trenches to mastering camouflage and joining a simulated defense exercise. Written and drawn by the man himself, the story captures the humor and chaos of rookie life with a perfectly straight-faced, self-deprecating touch.

In "The Ghost Walks," Pvt. Ned Eller captures the rhythm of military life with wry humor, from the endless wait for payday to the awkward precision of bayonet drills—only to find himself utterly unimpressed by the grenade-throwing portion of training. Written, drawn, inked, and lettered by the same soldier under the same name, the story offers a self-deprecating, first-person glimpse into the small trials of a rookie in Roberts.

In "10. Shank's Mare," Private Ned Eller navigates the absurdities of basic training at Camp Roberts, where the rigors of military life meet the humor of everyday mishaps. With his fellow trainees and a stubborn horse named Shank’s Mare, he finds himself caught in a series of escalating, laughably awkward situations that test his patience and endurance.

In this lighthearted 1942 military humor tale, Private Eller navigates the absurdities of army life with a mix of misfortune and deadpan wit—from fumbling with a range finder to losing a sweet treat meant for his gal, all while dodging accusations of loafing and landing in the guard house after a roadside hitchhike. Written and drawn by Pvt. Ned Eller himself, the story captures the everyday chaos of service life with a self-deprecating charm that feels both personal and perfectly timed.

Private Ned Eller tries to survive the absurd rigors of basic training at Camp Roberts, where dust, discipline, and bewildering orders conspire to test his nerves—and his patience. With only his wits and a stubborn grin to keep him upright, he navigates the endless drills and baffling commands from unnamed drill instructors.

In "13. Ready to Move On!", Private Ned Eller navigates the trials of basic training at Camp Roberts, where the heat, drills, and endless routines test his patience and resolve. With a roster of unnamed fellow graduates and a stern unnamed lieutenant keeping watch, he pushes through each day, determined to prove he’s ready for what comes next.